Black Bloody Jortsthe original concept for these shorts was something along the lines of "what if a slasher movie victim got taken while on the job, and this is what's left of their work pants after surviving the movie" then we made em in black too because i KNOW there's a large portion of y'all in the audience who would sooner die than wear non black clothing Double knee patches Faded black wash D Ring Embroidered blood splatters Carpenter pant pockets with hammer

Dragon' Around deez nuts

Cowboy flower lovers be like "What in Carnation

holy fuck i was no prepared for that response

but may attract some mushlings looking for soft hugs

i'm creatively drained so i'm gonna go back to my old ways and just call it as i see it

quit peeking in that pocket

The only thing as cool as a giant lizard monster is a giant lizard ROBOT

water dragon

For instance you must transmute $14 into these earrings

White graphic details will fade into grey with each wash to give them a further distressed look with wear

Most fire jacket you'll own

Everyone's favorite silly little witch